Sweet Girl has been upset with me lately. It took me a while to figure out why she’s so angry with me. It’s important.
Ready for this one?
Several weeks ago I suggested that Mario, of Super Mario Brothers fame, was not in fact rescuing Princess Peach from the evil Bowser who is insistent on marrying Miss P… but that Mario is actually kidnapping her from her dream Prince and her fairytale wedding.
Well, Sweet Girl is incensed. Once this truth came out she let loose like a sailor, refusing to believe I was joking. I’m not allowed to joke about this any more. I had to promise.
I don’t think that’ll be too difficult to follow through on, actually, because her emotions are real and I don’t want her to feel like she’s being made fun of. Poor girl.