You had to know that there would be a continuation of Gracie‘s Rules. 🙂
Blueberry muffin candy canes are The Best Ever.
Baby cousin “K” is the best and sweetest baby ever. I have to admit that I agree. She’s pretty darned awesome.
You can’t say that candy canes have high fructose corn syrup or too much red dye because they’re too delicious. In other words, don’t harsh my mellow, Mom!
Eye contact is evil. Eyes are bad. Staring with eyes is rude.
Blond hair is better than brown hair.
You may never, ever point out butt cracks. Just… don’t do it.
Toys with big eyes are not fun and will not be allowed in the bed room at night.
Contractions are useless and confusing in grammar.
Cartoons should not cuss. Cartoons with cussing are naughty.
Toy Story and all of its sequels are Very Scary Movies. They should never be put on in our house. Ever.
No matter how many times she asks you the same question, you must answer it as if it’s the first time she’s asking.
If you have the ability to make the calendar days speed up in order to force a holiday to happen NOW DARN IT RIGHT NOW then you damned well better do it.
It’s perfectly acceptable to eat a dozen hot pepperoncini on a holiday and then go asking Grandma for more.
Lady doctors are way better than men doctors.
Word games are awesome. And never-ending. And never tiresome.
There can never be “too much” or “too long” video game playing.
Crinkling gift wrap is a bad noise.
Eating the core of a homemade cinnamon bun is the best thing ever. Nothing compares. Cinnamon buns should be made every day until she gets sick of them.